Monologue; Winnie the Pooh

(Laying down on a couch with arms crossed over chest. Wearing a red t-shirt and jeans with yellow ears.) (Singing) Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh. Fluffy, little stuffy, all stuffed with fluffy. (Stops singing) Gosh, what's wrong with me? (Puts hand on forehead) Well, I guess thats why I'm here in the first place. I'm Winnie the Pooh. The cute, little, stuffy, yellow guy. I love honey but I hate bees. Well.. I don't know how you are going to take this but I have something really important to tell you. I'm in love with Kanga. Say what you will, but she's so beautiful. Not to mention thoughtful. But you gotta help me, doc. I haven't told anyone in the Hundred Acre Woods this yet, not even Christopher Robin. (Camera moves down to a clock or watch.) What's that? (Sits up) Is our time up? (Camera moves up and down.) Eughh.. Fine. I'll come back next week. (Stand up) And I have another confession, too. I'm scared of Eeyore. (Leave room and Camera turns off)

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